CHAUFFEUR - You're smooth and silent with a touch of Secret Service! You are the smooth and silent type with a touch of Secret Service about you. You only ever carry children in your car as a favour to The Boss or your sister. Your car is always immaculate due to endless polishing and light use. Kids hold their breath, twitch and fidget till they are delivered to their destination. No one knows your first name or the code to your stereo, immobiliser, phone, surveillance system, bank vault...